> Heroes: Ascend

There is a muffled clank clank clank as the weaselly warrior climbed the stairs, too self respecting to degrade his own people with a shitty weasel noise. He reached the room with the chair, and was confused as to what to do. He thought back to his many years of warrior training, the screen became blurry as he had a flashback to "wild whistling willy's weasel warrior camp!", he tried to skip past that one time he stared at his bestfriend's junk for five seconds to what his brave and skilled master said about being in a dark room with a chair and torches. It was to flip the fuck out and destroy the ceiling while screaming out a bullshit attack name that you made up on the spot. And he did so, he jumpped up to the ceiling and slomo slashed it with his hella sharp sword, "STAR SMASHING SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", he would finish screaming somewhere in the next turn.

An UNKNOWN, ALL KNOWING FIGURE stands in front of the three. It was now observing the WEASEL WARRIOR from an indescribable location. All the heroes had to be there before it could be revealed, remember? For now, he had stripped them of all their senses. They could not think, nor feel, nor see, nor smell, nor do, well, just about anything really! Not until he sat the fuck down on the chair, how hard was it for him to do that, anyway? He honestly didn't know why he was trying to cut any part of the tower up, he was only LEVEL 1 and wasn't all the powerful. Only more so than his other allies, physically speaking of course. He would probably just leave a mark on the ceiling, but nothing more.

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!", When he finished screaming the screen when black and a white streak showed with a "shing" sound, and a totally shitty scratch was made on the ceiling. He flopped his bum on the chair when he fell down, and probably appeared infront of the party to be the first to be smacked in the face with something, because that was his destiny.

All of their senses were returned as WEASEL WARRIOR appeared in front of them, the UNKNOWN, ALL KNOWING FIGURE was finally able to speak. The room they were in varied between them, they would all be seeing the place they would be most comfortable in.

ELF MAGE was seeing himself in a mansion, there were a bunch of lady elves there, and he was wearing some astoundingly fancy clothing! Even his party members were turned into beautiful elven ladies! And now, in front of him, he saw the most gorgeous one of them all!

Indeed, the appearance of the UNKNOWN, ALL KNOWING FIGURE, also varied.

"I'VE COME TO OFFER YOU ALL A DEAL." The voice boomed. "IF YOU AGREE TO THIS DEAL, YOU WILL NOT ONLY EACH BE ABLE TO SKIP SEVERAL THOUSAND FLOORS OF THIS TOWER, BUT ALSO GAIN GREAT POWER OF YOUR OWN. I WILL NOT REVEAL THE CONSEQUENCES UNTIL YOU ACCEPT."

This will be a decision that the entire party must make together, if the majority states that they wish to accept, that will happen. If not, another door will be open, and this place will be forgotten by the heroes.

> Yes.
> No.

It was clear which decision was the correct one.

> Yes.

Since when have hot elf babes steered anyone wrong?

Hm. The PI- Uh I mean. ELF CLERIC thinks that this cannot go wrong.

> Yes.

Lets just hope it does not go wrong.

Can it be? can it be that this will be the way to unlocking the powerful CEILING SMASH ability? It certainly must, thought the WEASEL TIME GANGSTA KNIGHT. He heard the word consequences, and he attempted to eat the timeline he saw in which he chose yes. If he indeed could not eat abstract concepts he would merely be mouth kissing ELF CLERIC. ELF CLERIC looks like future timelines.

"AhHhHhHhHh yEaH, i aCcEmPt yOuRe dEaL"

The CLOWN BARD is in agreement.